How Can We Stop Public Indecency Under The Guise Of “breast Feeding”?

Alright, I have had it up to here, with all this public indecency and explicit exposure in public. I’m talking about you ladies, who absolutely feel the need to whip out one of your breast in full view of the public, and shove it into your kids mouth in order to shut them up. Listen, I want your kid to shut the heck up as much if not more than you do. But what I don’t what to see, is some deformed breast with stretch marks that look like a map of the US highways. Not only do I not want to see it, but I don’t want my kids to see this lewd and lascivious behavior.
I told my wife before we even got married, if you have to breast feed, you will not be doing it in public, EVER! I have tinted windows around my car, so that if push comes to shove my wife can just go do it in the car if she absolutely feels the need. I usually make sure that she feeds the kid before we go anywhere so that this doesn’t become an issue while in full l view of the public. I don’t want my wife exposing kids to her cleavage, even more so I don’t want my wife exposing her cleavage to other me. She was a 34 D prior to getting all pregnant and everything, now that she is fully engorged she is even bigger. Last thing I need is to get into some fight with some perverted jack ***, trying to get his jollies by ogling my wife.
I don’t understand why you woman just have to whip that thing out right in public and let the baby just latch on and do its business. Are you really to lazy to get your butt up and go to a restroom or some where that is somewhat private? Especially at a restaurant; hell even the Dennys has those toilet cover things you can sit on if need be, I think there called *** gaskets or something like that. If not, why not carry some extra ones in your diaper bag just in case you do have to feed in public, or invest in tinted windows for your car like I did.
Especially you woman with the really old kids who are old enough to walk around and talk a little bit, give that little bastard of yours a bottle with cow milk already! Geez Louise! Tell you what, the next time your out why not just whip your breast out and just parade around the room squeezing of streams of milk at people, because essentially that is what you are doing. I tried to call the cops on this one broad for indecent exposure when I took the kids to Disneyland and they said there was really nothing that they could do about it as long as it was under the guise of breastfeeding, she was just allowed to twirl those things all over the place even at Disneyland!!?! I couldn’t freaking believe it. When I confronted the lady and politely asked her to shove that thing back in her moo-moo and get the hell out of the park if she was going to be flashing kids, she called park security and I ended up being escorted of the premises and banned from the park for life! WTF is that all about!!? I’m asking all people to join some kind of cause to eliminate public exposure, nudity and outright indecency to get these lazy sleazebag, closet whores to put their breast away, and quit using their kid as a reason to flaunt their chest all over the place. I even saw a woman with a tragically deformed breast trying to breastfeed in public, it looked like two fried eggs nailed to a wall, nobody needs to see this! When and how can this madness come to an end?